"CLEAN MISS, SIR. MY FAULT, REALLY"
"TOO BAD GENERAL. I'LL RELOAD NOW!"
"IS WASTING AMMO A GOOD THING,SIR?"
"WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON, ANYWAY?   "
"I LOVE THE SOUND OF SPLOOSH!     "
"DON'T WORRY SIR, GOT PLENTY MORE!"
"AMMO MUST COME CHEAP, EH SIR?    "
"WELL, IT'S GOOD EXERCISE, SIR.   "
"CONCENTRATE! PRETEND ITS LIMBAUGH"
"WAVE BYE BYE. THERE IT GOES......"
"WAKE UP, SIR. YOU'RE IN COMMAND! "
"NICE HIT..ON THAT DOLPHIN, JERK! "
"I'LL TRY TO AQUISITION YOU A CLUE"
"TRY HARDER, THE MEN ARE GIGGLING."
"OPEN YOUR EYES THIS TIME, GUNNER."
"THE ADMIRAL IS CALLING YOU 'MISS'"
"I THINK THEY WENT THAT-A-WAY, SIR"
"THE VOTES ARE IN SIR..YOU STINK! "
"IT'LL HELP IF YOU TURN AROUND SIR"
"MAYBE I SHOULD LOCK UP THE VODKA?"
"EXCUSE ME SIR, YOUR MOTHER,LINE 2"
"LOOK SIR, A BROAD SIDE OF A BARN!"
"I THINK YOU'RE SCARING THEM NOW! "
"TOSSIN' AMMO MAKES US GO FASTER! "
; The RULES!  
; Keep every line here 33 letters long (space if shorter)
; This is for MISS retorts. For hits, edit BATHITS.TXT